EVER WANTED TO KNOW THE HISTORY OF THE VIBRATOR? The first mechanical vibrator was invented in the 1880's by a British physician as a way to more quickly and effectively perform a "therapeutic massage." Starting in the first century A.D., doctors manually massaged women to orgasm in hopes of purging them of a mysterious illness. The vibrator was invented as a way to get the job done more quickly'therefore allowing the doctor time to see more patients. What, you must ask, were esteemed physicians doing with their vibrators? They were treating hysteria, the most common health complaint among women of the day. While the existence of hysteria as a disease was debunked in the 1950ıs, medical experts from the time of Hippocrates up to the 20th century believed that hysteria expressed the wombıs revolt against sexual deprivation. A woman's display of mental or emotional distress was a clear indication of her need for sexual release. Genital massage was a standard treatment for hysteria; its objective was to induce "hysterical paroxysm" (better known as orgasm) in the patient. Obviously such treatment demanded both manual dexterity and a fair amount of time, so turn of the century physicians were delighted with the efficiency, convenience and reliability of portable vibrators. Today, vibrators are status implements for most young educated women who consider themselves wise in the ways of the world. Vibes are just a part of the urban landscape, and a good boyfriend is one who sensitively buys you one for Valentine's Day. The vibrator is quite possibly the most potent symbol there is of womenıs sexual agency. The possession of a vibrator tells the world (or at least yourself!) that not only are you comfortable with your own peculiarly female sexuality, but that you are able to give yourself sexual satisfaction'that you arenıt waiting for a man to decide to send you into paroxysms of ecstasy.